The Republic of Benyin Tear is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.013 billion Benyin Tearians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Benyin Tearian economy, worth 258 trillion sands a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,636 sands, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,798 per year while the poor average 3,236, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Benyin Tear's national animal is the scarab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Benyin Tear is ranked 50,844^th in the world and 333^rd in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 33.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.